The following is a collection of photographs from the match, accompanied by an attempt at stupid humor.
If you would like to read serious analysis, with even more photos, take a look at Kip Kesgard's match report.
When done, it puts the lotion in the basket.
|David Guzmán gazes wistfully at everyone else's sick boots.|
|Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Kyle Beckerman.|
|"Beckerman dives all the time in practice, too. I'm sick of it!"|
|Steve Clark: "I made the ball go away! Is that good?"|
|Diego Valeri: "I saved it all up for you... and it was worth it."|
|Beckerman: "I'm the authority on suitable behavior."|
|Nick Rimando: "Why doesn't anyone carry ME like that!"|
|"She's the one I'm supposed to ignore, right?"|
|Larrys Mabiala: "Is he still staring at me? I'm trying to act normal but it's creeping me out."|