Orlando City SC rolls into town on Sunday, September 24 acting all, "Hey, we're so awesome," and stuff like that and the Portland Timbers are all, "Nuh-uh," and "Eat these goals and red cards." And then I'm like, "Oh, these pictures I took of Portland's 3-0 win at home are really crappy but I'm going to share them anyway with seriously lame captions." And then you're all, "Look, a train wreck from which I simply cannot look away." The result: I get lots of hits and a whole ten cents in ad revenue.
Enjoy!
For something slightly more coherent, read Kip Kesgard's
match report. You'll see more of my photos there, as well.
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| Dealing with Orlando's ridiculousness is exhausting. Trip some suckas and smile. It'll make you feel better. |
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| "Hailing frequencies open, Captain." |
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| Yeah! Go you! |
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| "SNARF!" |
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| Mattocks attempts to walk up the left margin. |
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| "Can we do this every time?" |
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| "Done my part. Time for a nap." |
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| Part one. Valentin: "Chill out, bro. Whatever he said can't be THAT bad..." |
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| Part two. Valentin: "Wait... WHAT?!?" |
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| Part three. Miller: "Yeah, well he started it." |
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| Stefon: "This match has everything... a Make-A-Wish come true, two red cards followed by whiny ejections, Valeri breaking more records, Toledo being reasonable, and the park filling with the smell of Spam canned meat product." |
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| Aww. So cute. |
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| AWW! SO CUTE!!! |
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| Aww... um... so Dad? |
