The Portland Timbers made Real Salt Lake look bad. Again. This is getting fun! On Sunday, October 21, RSL visited Providence Park and brought a whole lot of nothing with them (well, except diving and whining). The Timbers scored three goals, retained a clean sheet, and exemplified a whole load of class while doing so. (The part about class is not true according to
all sources, but it is at least from the relevant ones I trust.)
The following is a collection of photographs from the match, accompanied by an attempt at stupid humor.
If you would like to read serious analysis, with even more photos, take a look at
Kip Kesgard's
match report.
![it rubs the lotion on the skin Real Salt Lake](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHjCaRsSmv5EgH9HF4_ATaOQN5zkEkdFs9Hf0E-Pmu7sVFY9ASDlxb7oCHk99DD0-5X409BAnPhP9ViFYkirc1i6gYcA01IEd9EjM6Lk9Entnu5KjNvcek_ASsb-DgTPiVx_KzhPnvwh3K/s640/IMG_1788.jpg) |
When done, it puts the lotion in the basket.
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![boot envy david guzman, diego valeri](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5kuNe84NaoMNuqDqKgB9oeqShnC7UsBRRTF2RfhM8fm78ddbjWX42l8gkHyQZl3wOhyUeabIM_fD41omCH9s2b8fCqLYeArc8SIH53_f1WhJ6ypYV2bcgWBg8uxjzCYuGeFMWyRTnQyLY/s640/IMG_1847.jpg) |
David Guzmán gazes wistfully at everyone else's sick boots. |
![pat the boppy kyle beckerman, diego chara,](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWV8zgfgzEj9Je2IS89AndWPhAIprpwZsoB1Qnlck27HVvfoc0GcEt8GOz9DLjfiehVVATunHrUhr-LRCZusYJGuUxWS8P8S2yJZ3Hc9dQTba3tOEubeq_WXlEkHhRTmC46XXqa3iZspDj/s640/IMG_1887.jpg) |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Kyle Beckerman. |
![everyone's tired of it real salt lake, portland timbers](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmQ7ffXdGvFSmyq5pl_Ck4ghDLFzwyoEW1Klit8_JePksBsAAe2tBKCRnHPvybww5qwN9gOkQifI6LaMaQalM0PbspNfo8Re9ailJzoWrn88jwQJ3BxwToOYCbNcroZtaMzrEER_GgxwJB/s640/IMG_1927.jpg) |
"Beckerman dives all the time in practice, too. I'm sick of it!" |
![confused looks steve clark, liam ridgewell, zarek valentin](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTvUP1aecAxg_fDQApgxCHtePwYb4xhrCzjycBkDen5nHAk2e9ftzlXibzz1unVvhSuAXviGEYekGRFNlSFUh9I8wo8TTEmo7E3kHUy_iUDHnU0RgVYLIXGIAMu-wXJrOHuUGVNfwAQvJr/s640/IMG_2097.jpg) |
Steve Clark: "I made the ball go away! Is that good?" |
![classy fun diego valeri, joao plata, david guzman](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG_4qvtv-CYrj0jN5RyEA0C1Ns0pnpkBxc7EIDZMvuHVz1SsXqJTgGw8moNTvsuoj5pI6k9p8Tyd6rnivfFzIo2WyXtBpxiuwe8-PqwIpRrxdjw_Qq0NBGDFJv6OxbsvEb9GLuLE8dQ2X9/s640/IMG_2111.jpg) |
Diego Valeri: "I saved it all up for you... and it was worth it." |
![hypocrisy on parade david guzman, zarek valentin](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkk3diQHbHr1opx-zWhDcR0_YH9Xd69CPCHJBwteRKB_l4nIYEKphP98L5zHhaHNaQdZMEgcPit0TsG57fYH4FHTWbwK2J0DP2Hq1oKcflA9u_KEMcXtbrcQ2lW5lo4nTyiqBCOmPcpLU9/s640/IMG_2161.jpg) |
Beckerman: "I'm the authority on suitable behavior." |
![post goal goals nick rimando, diego valeri, sebastian blanco](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTqyJe9O1kV4keNj0F3XtXcTwG1CEoOMc_Ubjj90BTTliwRMhbFhTq_oJtOlVLQDRTv2NU_BPTM9Gn2lQvohhPDO-zoN8oQHjtZ3dRQ7Ruiz-wQW-zK-ADvcvAipN6xayiixbRwB5keS9E/s640/IMG_2279.jpg) |
Nick Rimando: "Why doesn't anyone carry ME like that!" |
![savarese gets it giovanni savarese](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDOpZw2lf2FXc64UjxD2hRLuaaokJr3DOJaMEXjy_XDGV8lPQYBBfdSCH9jKC9SKkjhCMu9aQro0etqbqc-UvHej-yFiHlae3_g6slpdHqTFkUB6Gz11NfQsLOIjmBT7PXz0S7pWl-nZS/s640/IMG_2341.jpg) |
"She's the one I'm supposed to ignore, right?" |
![creeper steve steve clark, larrys mabiala, timber joey](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWhnKDu8z4i1PnHrylnjQatovgFh10lbghSMbK2UlNFuV4ACyC9J8BfAAW5mMKdfQ6q9IQlQxqnZ8StIPbI8YJxA7rkqbrPW5B45XGRfq_5P04GLOJR8Tds1GoYEqqVW9ZoAvUH3WAgFo9/s640/IMG_2354.jpg) |
Larrys Mabiala: "Is he still staring at me? I'm trying to act normal but it's creeping me out." |
![such a cutie liam ridgewell](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpdUWgRrPGci9CoiNwHPpWKifZRX2Ql-d0NmVTLYFOcdjUAFJm-v3zOa_NwdkNyIHrpYU0F79R_KytHt9RxAExijmSfBG87-dTl9X35NwdiujGNeG5unGic_JI8Wiu1Gi7jFHTgx-joFe/s640/IMG_2368.jpg) |
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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