The Portland Timbers made Real Salt Lake look bad. Again. This is getting fun! On Sunday, October 21, RSL visited Providence Park and brought a whole lot of nothing with them (well, except diving and whining). The Timbers scored three goals, retained a clean sheet, and exemplified a whole load of class while doing so. (The part about class is not true according to
all sources, but it is at least from the relevant ones I trust.)
The following is a collection of photographs from the match, accompanied by an attempt at stupid humor.
If you would like to read serious analysis, with even more photos, take a look at
Kip Kesgard's
match report.
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When done, it puts the lotion in the basket.
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David Guzmán gazes wistfully at everyone else's sick boots. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Kyle Beckerman. |
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"Beckerman dives all the time in practice, too. I'm sick of it!" |
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Steve Clark: "I made the ball go away! Is that good?" |
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Diego Valeri: "I saved it all up for you... and it was worth it." |
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Beckerman: "I'm the authority on suitable behavior." |
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Nick Rimando: "Why doesn't anyone carry ME like that!" |
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"She's the one I'm supposed to ignore, right?" |
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Larrys Mabiala: "Is he still staring at me? I'm trying to act normal but it's creeping me out." |
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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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