What a beautiful day at Providence Park last Sunday, April 22. The sun was shining, my bare arms blinded the first two rows of the South Deck, and the Portland Timbers earned a
clean sheet against New York City FC. It was astounding, and the three goals for the home team just took it over the top. There was so much goal smoke my asthma is still making its presence known days later.
As usual, here are a few photos from the match with some attempts at humor in the captions. Click on the pics for larger format in a gallery.
For more serious coverage and additional photos, check out Kip Kesgard's
match report.
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| Oh, my lovely Derp Derp is back. A win is assured! |
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| "Giddy-yap!" |
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| Fanendo Adi hears Rodney Wallace talking smack about his horsey ride. He thought they were friends. |
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| Surprise Purple Nurple! |
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| I've missed that face SO MUCH. |
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Nope. Only Rod Wall can do that face right. And your eyes are closed.
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| Liam Ridgewell happily finds the snack he hid in his boot. |
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| You all may want to look just a slight bit to your left. |
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| Sebastian Blanco has this one. You may step back. |
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| Diego Valeri sneaks away carefully. |
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| Part one. Zarek Valentin: "So, did you hear about how they got rid of the tots?" |
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| Part two. Valentin: "No, it's cool; they're coming back!" |
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| And the award for Best Face Plant goes to... |
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| Adorbs. |
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| This is how I expect to be looked at. The jinx initiated last week is hereby undone. |
Prior Snarktography galleries from this season:
Portland Timbers eke out 3-2 win over Minnesota United, snarktography resumes
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