As usual, here are a few photos from the match with some attempts at humor in the captions. Click on the pics for larger format in a gallery.
For more serious coverage and additional photos, check out Kip Kesgard's match report.
|Oh, my lovely Derp Derp is back. A win is assured!
|Fanendo Adi hears Rodney Wallace talking smack about his horsey ride. He thought they were friends.
|Surprise Purple Nurple!
|I've missed that face SO MUCH.
Nope. Only Rod Wall can do that face right. And your eyes are closed.
|Liam Ridgewell happily finds the snack he hid in his boot.
|You all may want to look just a slight bit to your left.
|Sebastian Blanco has this one. You may step back.
|Diego Valeri sneaks away carefully.
|Part one. Zarek Valentin: "So, did you hear about how they got rid of the tots?"
|Part two. Valentin: "No, it's cool; they're coming back!"
|And the award for Best Face Plant goes to...
|This is how I expect to be looked at. The jinx initiated last week is hereby undone.
Prior Snarktography galleries from this season:
Portland Timbers eke out 3-2 win over Minnesota United, snarktography resumes