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"...But one of these men is doing his own thing; now it's time to play our game..." |
Zemanski can't unsee Valentin's hair or what's living in it. |
There's always time for a paper football field goal. |
"G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!" |
He's too big, you see. You have no choice but to hold on tight with both hands. All the time. No choice. |
Valeri: "Hold still. You've got something on your back. I'll get it." |
"MMM-mmm... that was a DELICIOUS cookie." |
I'm in the middle. I paid a ball kid to take this shot. |
Inhalers up, for the Rose City. Inhalers up... |
Snap out of it. Join the next group hug. Fold a paper football and send it at Valentin. Take deep breaths. Eat a cookie. |