Mystery Messager (MM): Whos this (5:15PM)
Me: I am an enigma (5:16PM)
MM: Who (5:17PM)
Me: That depends on who is asking. (5:17PM)
MM: That a picture from my fucken girlfrieend.and.why would you be sendimg.it to.me when that is not her number (5:20PM)
Me: I haven't sent you anything and I don't know who you are. (5:21PM)
MM: Yea you did you sent me a pic from my gf (5:22PM)
Me: No, sorry. I have no idea of what you are talking about. You seriously have the wrong number. (5:23PM)
I lied. *ahem* I LIED! I'm TOTALLY having an affair with your girlfriend. Well, I don't know if I would call it an affair more than a brief interlude when both of us caved to our most carnal of desires and documented it with pictures to be sent to our respective partners, but yeah, basically I did her. Lots.
Unfortunately, since you didn't identify yourself, I don't know specifically which girlfriend you're talking about. When you're a fabulous party girl like me, when I'm clubbin' it up hardcore I have no choice but to steal your girlfriend and get smoochy at least until the bubbles wear off. The only exception is the chance I met her in the locker room at my gym, and that's entirely different. It's serious, bro. I've been painting portraits of her and everything. I'll be happy to send them to your phone.
|What a fucken girlfrieend may look like|