This last Sunday, August 6, I was yet again blessed with the ability to sit in the south end and swoon at my Timbers, and this time, they were defeating the LA Galaxy! Oh, how splendid a day to watch from so close the players' epic conquest, the ref who doesn't know how far the distance of 10 yards actually is, the people who didn't bring sunblock, and a storm of sunflowers cascading from the Timbers Army. What a magical day I tell you... well... except for the HUMIDITY. I am certainly glad the Portland boys won 3-1 because otherwise I would have shaken my fist in indignation for having to sit in a pool of sweat for three hours just to watch a loss. Shows they finally know what's good for them. Let's hope it continues. From the aforementioned match, here are a few images and accompanying comments that try too hard.
More serious coverage with more of my photos: Kip Kesgard's
match analysis.
![providence park watering barfffffff](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Kz8byrLUr8z4mSRouZrrpQ4yPxrggelfj4PUacs4B_4RZ9do5SjxPtdHZUESbS16E72kkPYV9Hz8xg1ZgNlAutmjy2761AG8AUVvlGT4JruzA2nYVQRfW5ZCB42xfnasqwoxEYlTG1f5/s640/IMG_1752.JPG) |
"It's so freakin' humid! BLARRRRRFFFFFF." |
![green & white army timbers army prematch no pity](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn4zhF8QwQs1dVUJZ6pL-pBR9nl_f6dj2Y_Jm0ZZEr8f1UZkUHZkH2H2P1tR9p9waIXxaHOJEHIFAbXMXbWnTTLGW0dP27CI7qQIfbMQI7e5yjQS68ibWTpC11dsHeuGOtY7q2Xx6w2HMD/s640/IMG_1792.JPG) |
Aww. |
![i dunno diego chara, jake gleeson](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLcYim7dwvdMuvVgVexzxR-TLq5ayjGDJLkH4uZtVpjMIyoS-Ypym6fw5n33z8NSsxkdAqL73RpcB3K0czw2bPx_TjRKwDPuJCpygJ4Iws0ek-4ttZ5NbSCWbWpPnfDPgeXXg7fOTQAO2-/s640/IMG_1796.JPG) |
"Hmm. Who *did* eat all the pies?" |
![called back handball goal gleeson, zardes, mcinerney](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdHNbQcj2mGh6Cnz7klhMvYDnbt22FQs0susT8kTq37z_R2YTUQS-Y2FQlArOTnt0eSX8QrOmEoD5u45cxBJDAsmta-Lk4M3p1SxlbOpIYU-J2DId84F3yyuL9beNXdA6vMnvv0dPnBtvQ/s640/IMG_1860.JPG) |
Find the following: 1) a decapitation attempt; 2) a handball; 3) a derpy look; 4) half a man; 5) Waldo |
![hugz tiem jack mcinerney, david guzman, fanendo adi, diego chara](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFsC846Vk-z_oOE1j_bQWg3ahH2hU45bXg-SLy3fMbwL7UBHotTHQxr25ZIL85cjPDra5uYCYgc9-ux-UVcpuDF4o9Yr0epEFuB8WcAuF9mvT-zgv5-bBf2NKXVnOhRG6kyR6InC0EMeIn/s640/IMG_1934.JPG) |
Somebody needs a hug! |
![dat booty tho part 2 liam ridgewell](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEacSNuD6GCDQreTlKm2U9e8XupzSlRyX0plNzU1x85UfyLGGgL2DMWbIZU1YLnEma9p0Lv_wwr_NyR7QcxqQCB4HvAU9mgnP0MUIFIea-16iXDSUagQvX25pWKIY6NdJLsX-ut0OF9Tst/s640/IMG_1940.JPG) |
"He's doing it again, isn't he?" |
![crunch david guzman, emmanuel boateng](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4hZB7PsCy4nDDWEZyS4_xxwVq-iMr9ayHSOM_SAm2dyFkDA8E9NxAbL9XkHB9ptIdCL6O5AHk0hCjZoOcOYVSfrK2XFvNdlbyqCqFbH1TM_-G54tMBizAGhKjBddzslT2GxjyFvR3FWoI/s640/IMG_1968.JPG) |
"Nobody move! I lost a contact lens!" |
![smoooooooke timbers army, north end, providence park](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQbsly-EfnL4-DUcgBapNcQ_aVOuzBwVJ8tqs1NfzjmiBHPZMneKMYdBGzZVpMiyc0vYCPIoEIZTolr2vkFxwMqHon68GUl7vxRpCn1RPZ5-soft08pL8meMLHrWfhsU06-_qr9f-X-YsH/s640/IMG_1979.JPG) |
Inevitable. |
![alvas goal alvas powell, brian rowe](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIyu7knRcVWK9JHd7-QyEohO5Gi5Ww_eTIV5LzDMdih8nGSl6SMYPD8qyogUYVPbX1W_DohhvDKJNJYe-auVrTlSJc5qozVx7yNNni1C3aa2FCoSVuVKj2J15EoefRHnqRzR1eK7CgE1Q0/s640/IMG_2078.JPG) |
I finally got a good one of a goal. It's a miracle. |
![post goal strip show darlington nagbe](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7RkOgDn0qtb1SJdTwxbfEAViKd11HTkcJu-wSpRXqAH2HQkfi9gF3zcG0lFBc8O5r-QGwlMbly17poUGrFAhs4TB4zU0U5wLEzRAD10dw-bhpEYt9xupxqTuwuU5g-3LJVpS4d9ogKwi6/s640/IMG_2081.JPG) |
"And on the main stage, it's Naaaaaaaaags. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff..." |
![summertime sadness la galaxy](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYLhJ2idGu64Ye8Exa5DLvGnCLmAcdc4iIAUUS0_ZkvnJsm1JnmpH_zi0U6KjB3fYtD8v1J-kUXK0BRRzsM7q9tOd6RuiIRSabOl5POAvYvIcpBWhJ6jI-MdbQcWg3xBUGn2BF5nFpbjGV/s640/IMG_2084.JPG) |
Sniffles. |
![i got nuthin darren mattocks, dave romney](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3oUmWefZAbceDy0Mf3W2AFiqgfPl4KvIxeFPabrlfDFHfy3yXziN8-pr0JOAs6aAcLaB9E78CAyoCmQ0i4XLJOxJouzpy93vrY9H4Ic_vgvbrjluDpbnjrB3lx7yDHaQ6ClrdBOmcMVZR/s640/IMG_2097.JPG) |
Yeah, um, okay... |
![this was really stupid david guzman, diego valeri](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxoeBdFVZ9O0DtOBxq8NaarYT2wpHi7cnmANUphWnq2eXFBsDvScXHf6y8TZ521kX9fDqYY2vme3FIXOkqt1ez1d_66FeO90sBFJA8EyP3IRUrwfWF1Hd8yq98km2esx1Np96Y-clsPThM/s640/IMG_2205.JPG) |
How far is this supposed to be again? |
![sunflower celebration timbers army, portland timbers](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBcB_AVTDfIgZWcx5BqwkXBOAqPff5afSbCUx6BgTyl6jd8ElAucsfFheTGmT40E0yQjqJvv82MdpfffLd4C9B3ADFLpRcPxOANlolLjWaC9wcfOBBCFsi1m2jH0qIktnLVJYwy_LUCpot/s640/IMG_2249.JPG) |
Love. |
![slabby's dead sunflower carnage](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsmIdP6V_v5N103OEFh8pO8HrsMaNdtzlqrS7O8fIF6jpY_gOjS1WQl6c-IAHzycoYhwJP_2QT5U5N-Az1-SRFnZS1rxHsXdeoXtGoOh2NaXawYtz5pCz8Lrw-j7Vdl4mf9RNtftVkZnLo/s640/IMG_2287.JPG) |
Pure carnage. |
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