NEW PUBLIC ART INSTALLATION
|Local artist reminiscent of international icon Banksy|
Hours: All, Sun-Sat
Other: Photo opportunities, ample neighborhood parking, public transit accessible, suitable for all ages.
FREE LUNCHTIME CONCERTS
|Bark while in park.|
The talented vocalist relies on elevated-volume, classic blues melodies accompanied by the endless clanking of an idling diesel engine. You'll never know when and where this innovative act will appear next so keep your eyes--and ears--peeled!
Location: Construction zone on the border of Portland/Gresham
Hours: Approximately 12:00 noon, performance duration 90-120 minutes
Other: Squirrel Circus opening act, food encouraged, not suitable for cats.
Gresham Independent Pharmaceutical Distributors are seeking participants for an upcoming drug trial of a newly-found medication.* This exciting development could revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry, and we need your help!
You too could earn a generous daily stipend of 144 aluminum cans if you qualify. Contact us today.
Age requirement: Be 35-85, or just look like it.
Location: Outside that apartment complex on Glisan that always smells like weed and has cop cars parked around the corner.
Hours: Every day after dark
Transportation: Plenty of bicycle w/attached child trailer parking.
|*Newly-found medication actually discovered outside as pictured on grass next to curb. Some words on packaging changed to protect patent holder.|