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| That Alaska ad. LOLZ |
Last Saturday, April 22, I sat next to the pitch at Providence Park, drenched by a torrential downpour. Well, I did one minute, and then I was roasted alive in the next minute. This alternation of torture continued for hours. I didn't know how I was going to survive. Fortunately for you I did survive, and my photographs did as well. I have evidence the Timbers beat the Whitecaps 2-1, and didn't look entirely terrible doing so. Please enjoy the ridiculousness of my brand of Timbers coverage, and perhaps if you want something more serious, you could look at the match recap at Kip Kesgard's site.
Click the images for larger versions.
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| It's obvious Ridgewell is volunteering to be my new muse. (Jewsbury who?) |
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| It didn't take long for things to get weird. |
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| Valeri has a strange-looking shadow. |
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| Olum hopes he's not too late to join the human Voltron. |
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| Do mind the elbow, Ridgy. |
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| "Hey! Get this ball off my head!" |
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| "No, I'm not chanting along with them, but I can't say I disagree with the message." |
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| The Whitecaps are thrilled they didn't have to cause the contact for once. |
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| A rare moment: Valeri's not being assaulted. |
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| "It's okay; I got this." |
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| Hooray! |
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| Bonus image: What are they looking at? Suggestions? |
Previous Snarktography from this season:
April 2, Timbers vs. Revolution
April 15, Timbers vs. Sporting (NONE. THE MATCH WAS BOOOOORING)
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