Portland Timbers draw 1-1 with New England Revolution, snarktography returns

Nice.

Last Sunday night, April 2, the Timbers hosted the Revolution at Providence Park, in a competition to see who could frustrate the supporters more. Portland effortlessly brought everyone up to a brilliant high, culminating with Diego Valeri's lovely golazo, but then they faltered in a lackluster second half effort. New England just flopped all over the place, which resulted in the fans' chorus of groans and boos replacing the typically frenetic Timbers Army singalong. Although I had predicted an outright loss, this underwhelming draw gives off much the same feeling. How do we cope with this disappointment? Terrible pictures with horrible captions!

I previously exhibited my "snarktography" at another media outlet, but now it has come home to my own ridiculous lifestyle blog. As usual, other more serious photographs accompany Kip Kesgard's Timbers write-ups at kipkesgard.com. As for the silly, let us begin... (click on each for larger images)

"You guys aren't laughing at my hair, are you?"

"No, why?"

"I have a bad feeling about this match."

In the center background, scarf guy gave some really bad taffy to the lady. That older gentleman is chastising him.

Balls.

Giant Nagbe sees what you did there.

Stott calls a foul on the smoke.

Dat booty tho.

 1/2 "He wasn't even anywhere near it. He was like this far away. Like, why didn't you stop it?"

2/2 "Nah, we're not talking about you."

8 seconds 'til glory.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Guzmán: "Are you okay?"  Adi: "Braaaaaiiins..."

Troesma.

Yeah, I really don't know what's going on here. Caption suggestions encouraged.