![TA and EL REY flag TA and El REY flag, Valeri](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwfZFs7vnHEws0bkDU2fGYBCF951zOXxIFh9wSmWyNNbt3BEcefqr832Akw_RtUBfyzGev1pGVObAjydsAD64MnzJsFcDD3WcaBmhZT4PvBpQDCZRyJprqvUwkc8cf4UT5ODL7svMRT5mH/s640/IMG_8155+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Nice. |
Last Sunday night, April 2, the Timbers hosted the Revolution at Providence Park, in a competition to see who could frustrate the supporters more. Portland effortlessly brought everyone up to a brilliant high, culminating with Diego Valeri's lovely golazo, but then they faltered in a lackluster second half effort. New England just flopped all over the place, which resulted in the fans' chorus of groans and boos replacing the typically frenetic Timbers Army singalong. Although I had predicted an outright loss, this underwhelming draw gives off much the same feeling. How do we cope with this disappointment? Terrible pictures with horrible captions!
I previously exhibited my "snarktography" at another media outlet, but now it has come home to my own ridiculous lifestyle blog. As usual, other more serious photographs accompany Kip Kesgard's Timbers write-ups at
kipkesgard.com. As for the silly, let us begin... (click on each for larger images)
![fashion risks Kei Kamera sadness](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhppL5XG8cgt3btUze0MsMzJ9oHEIRtPd-Woss33HKc9jx0dkIM1hf5og5qL2TPBNhMO29GMhYOgG2FH630Od2GA4O5TYULcJKaifhbD0bgw2BKo7ICHvm-eKLWQK0eYekoV5EWRvaXTujK/s400/IMG_8149+%25282%2529.jpg) |
"You guys aren't laughing at my hair, are you?" |
![LOLZ hair Fanendo Adi and Alvas Powell laugh it up](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLupDqtLNxCLKsDg9OIo1KuJSDjthD5XIX9emKsy8cJgSAsP78JiYV6USwWa6rU8BCyxSbiZBbrJAZhWNrVOkL6ck20N9PdMLASpcsIeVWF_TpfWmTKivoZXkUl30Sa7K_c6pIrBmo2R0x/s400/IMG_8153+%25282%2529.jpg) |
"No, why?" |
![heebie jeebies Jake Gleeson bad juju](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGBLXVxpkNtnmTI-qPzwTLxG9EZpXq6wUmk7TnaJAVQ6fEqNpQthvy9gGSlEhtuORXXSGWyQL-E94DLR_Ku1Ddf-wwBidI1tiCyfXzyHms1Wa2tLX5x4PWP5AU6CJIqR1v2kJuljNy6son/s400/IMG_8212+%25282%2529.jpg) |
"I have a bad feeling about this match." |
![bad candy Marco Farfan and Kelyn Rowe ignore the drama behind them](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzs1t-ezep4PYmtHJuVrU6U-WTyZ0BVF4Xz1OX1jSs08lCT3_qvmVx-J4i5plt3BdJSOHPI_n8BBmtrLAGxefh-yIcAZI7hxAcf6olC4i3QkkEiAcjQ7bJaHeAEAgGB1E3YG0fv-jI8r1H/s640/IMG_8219+%25282%2529.jpg) |
In the center background, scarf guy gave some really bad taffy to the lady. That older gentleman is chastising him. |
![so many balls Sebastián Blanco and Alvas Powell do stuff](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPtmqGNzuZw7B4JH_PcBQ72gbaRkAnCVbRj9irph6eR3Y7TvUzl03tuAOTJwqW96D9UPlVTTPmDwWrv9H0xuZk37wpJhmTVYgTaEn5sOOUuflBGiWMlOu8U2e3WDtnE-vkscxlpz5mNpC_/s640/IMG_8259+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Balls. |
![Giant scary Nagbe Giant Darlington Nagbe approves of Diego Valeri's goal.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnPO_IR3JtodzgUsG8E92Si-91WEZjCwRm-TQGIgir18YHzZJo8K2jS3LQvu75be14Utqh6bUGoEQEQDkHGX3tLL8iNHwr553CSwGRzZoM-1HrEe59rr2e4ZcAmuOPYgEpOyDaprj3PEUr/s640/IMG_8335+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Giant Nagbe sees what you did there. |
![Smoky Timbers Army Ref Stott likes to blow his whistle.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK6x282sq6MDhDA-UZWAK5tRCgZZ2SoCC2-LZQJflGYUCvykZOZmBiv1KHUgWbfLn4HH4QRO3qLR__pflr105Z-PefwDbEDmubeJKm4fP3aJSzwWmyfT1fJJghUCs2bCBY4P88IQmpfVVp/s640/IMG_8350+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Stott calls a foul on the smoke. |
![Hey now what's going on here we can all appreciate a nice boo-tay](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKX2zUX2IGTlvJEzahUmsDGpVNnJhMJVs9SGu9WPx_4lp0tGwQdEKZDusaRjNgLXXKLesGMSiI72o3RmDrH6KGz5D8jksit07F2jvxK2hi2JWT7eucb_H34kjCOp92HPapNiwcVnNWLHPk/s640/IMG_8363+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Dat booty tho. |
![Plenty of blame to go along Guzmán and Powell have a discussion.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNleaKj0iENqZrsPeq3msYsiZQm1txlUAdFcpcC7Te-_fGxVsZv2w8LuouYtlQfglv0v6XytEcLm5hM5kbjhkvhx7zoTQBGGj0Dc7jlzx45rEqQZBYGrKbO9QpLRCsbxlhz8v5azEof7aL/s640/IMG_8477+%25282%2529.jpg) |
1/2 "He wasn't even anywhere near it. He was like this far away. Like, why didn't you stop it?" |
![Gleeson's curiosity This isn't about you](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBhznRyztknPbLMwDEX6R7kEpJVz7sdu4S6o7d-rRzSqIEFx3QYjGjw8m22qC3cFe2CMS-ZCoPSE3O_RGwwk9XTh7CVdo6MGdd2nMpD08GkB41l7O9S4KTNEeiwsMXUu6N_Fl5pUF7D-xd/s640/IMG_8482+%25282%2529.jpg) |
2/2 "Nah, we're not talking about you." |
![bullriding champion Powell joins the rodeo](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg848QN7FzxVpyipfDl7t1TCxmNEa3sv2ntcYgAP_pUvXjV4V2nHmUcrVIfdBGRvDLAHubzSHJzWKV98jOMq0mx0_rBvymYQDSnNwP-4lS52Z_4aL_iM3tlxm8WQkXVChEHWILDwjtOagIJ/s640/IMG_8522+%25282%2529.jpg) |
8 seconds 'til glory. |
![nearly flightless bird Leave Adi alone](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhArvioZGVDgZvUWdaOkWp06AVLg1eBVTui4vBLPEl5__ItpZnEFs6tPx6i6R0YeR870x87XWl8NjTPT9jxpfjTJi_4JX-gfiiXv1sQhM3DKQpGA0Vr8f6fC1KN2w2v5Fouuafs6TVSMdg5/s640/IMG_8672+%25282%2529.jpg) |
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
![Adi is a walker First Sasha, now Fanendo](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7FqSTLL3w84eiJXl2omJoWC-Jh7i6-gR67GTlSW0zapp5D8JrAOlESZ7cDugd-3fy6x4IHZnbphPU8Y_l7Hr2Qt9BzvLgW1PfDpDHRk_5IuTObuOiw1lPixeh_C4x7-4p2SJKyIyAL982/s640/IMG_8690+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Guzmán: "Are you okay?" Adi: "Braaaaaiiins..." |
![Valeri is the man damn Valeri](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio_ET_WrRBu85CZxhhozWvrH7M1LsvkP-17yDwK-jL8LqCw3tOXjxm2K-OuzpaTVtMaT_Dfg5sl4AOJ7ed0E1GtlVfNyzPC-eubTYmVJ0Hwnka_-M46GpFgR2NsEyXfSwLpy1K8Bor7hpk/s640/IMG_8692+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Troesma. |
![Twister gone wrong yet another floppity doo](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6dTfzhrrwUr8hjHDmZmigLdPgBm54omUIkK1BeQ-389yJfWAR0gtDEZa4upZTo-y3OGst4yDBw3ew5iWFThIbBaLmC0QjjPTBaOAuvHkncs8yPsk_JaUov33s3WwDa7FP6NETR-b5KUpu/s640/IMG_8774+%25282%2529.jpg) |
Yeah, I really don't know what's going on here. Caption suggestions encouraged. |
Last pic: this is how we Tetris in NE
ReplyDeleteIt's been such a long time since I've been in the NE to participate in Tetris I had forgotten how it gets. Very appropriate.
Delete"Giant Nagbe sees what you did there" needs to go viral on the Internetz.
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